Today I'm taking my hubby away for the night. We're going to Magaliesburg to stay at a pretty lodge for the night and the girls are going to sleep over at my sister's house. I have a great surprise adventure planned for Saturday morning and I'll post about it when I get back because its still a secret.
Take my Friday's Shoegasm button and join me in posting your favourite pair of hooker heels.
I don't know who does them or where to find them, but I LOVE these!
*Sigh* I will probably NEVER own a pair of Christian Louboutins but that doesn't stop me looking, dreaming and drooling
Its also Fawk You Friday! So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and let it all oot! Give these girls a whirl, they're brilliant.
Fuck you to The Beatles who wrote Let it Be. That song makes me cry EVERY fucking time!
Fuck you to the disgusting Stevia pills that I'm using in my tea instead of brown sugar. It DOESN'T taste the same, assbags. Its blah! But I have lost 3kg since I started using it.
Fuck You to Natalie Portman who looked absa lootly stunning in Black Swan, which I watched over the weekend. I was gob-smacked by her beauty, elegance and acting. Yeah, the first half was a bit slow but the second half was whacky and creepy (just the way I like it). How can a woman who lost all her fucking body fat for this film, be so breath-taking? Normally, I hate waifs (perhaps I'm secretly jealous - of course I am). Ballerinas always have a magical place in my heart. They just take my breath away.
A huge Fuck You to the woman from ABSA Customer Services in Durban, who just phoned to crap on me because some random guy came in to her branch telling her that he has my old phone number. He says keeps getting text messages from the bank. Hey! I changed my details with the bank, Bitch - who then is sending him text messages? Me or You? Sort it out, asswipe. She didn't bank on getting a foul-mouthed Scots Lass on the other end of the phone who gave her "what for".
Now Plonkers, you have ONE more day to win Caption my Freaky Photo #10 so click on the link and go leave a comment.
Secondly, yet another Fawk You Friday rolls in, so please go and link up with Boobies and bitch, bitch, Bitch!
Fuck You to the Fuckers at The Big Bang Theory merchandise website. They don't ship to South Africa. Bastids! Now I'm gonna have to make my own Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spok Tee shirt.
"CBS has announced the details for the May 5th episode of The Big Bang Theory. A new episode airs tonight, but the show will be in reruns on April 14th and 21st. The final four episodes of the fourth season will air between April 28th and May 19th"
Fuck That!
Fuck you Fuckers that have NOT entered my So You Think You Can Vlog Competition. Whats wrong with you!? I know you Wankers Vlog - I've been to YouBoob. Will it help if I tell you the winner gets to buy me some Big Bang Theory merchandise and ship them to SA for me? Kidding! The prize is actually really cool - so enter already!
I've been working hard at gym and sweating like a fucking pig to get this body back into shape. Its harder than I thought.
Rightyhoo Plonkers, time for shopping and who can resist a pair of these babies. Ah Heels...how awesome you are. Go link up with Peace Love and Applesauce
Teal Satin Platform Pleated Pump $22.99 from bolelane.info
Loving my L.A.M.B. heels lately. These are from the Juva collection and I think the hounds tooth is gorgeous! Zappos for $353
Yipeeeee. Fuck You Friday is here! Link up withBoobies and fekkin' vent until yer wee hearts content. Hey, that rhymed!
F-F-Fuck you to the the Fucktard that stole my idea to do a vlog competition. You know who you are, Plonker. All I can say is revenge is schweet! Oh yeah, don't forget to enter MY VLOG COMPETITION!
Fuck You to the Bastid who took a step back in the ATM queue and squished my fucking pinkie toe with his Built-In-Waterskis. Its still throbbing you arse!
Fuck You to the Winter Season that is quickly approaching. Oh how I hate you! Fuck off and come back next year.
And now the Celebratory drinks, Folks!
Yeah! Jello Shots for everyone!
Fat-free jello, of course, but loaded with expensive yummy vodkaness. I'm celebrating ...celebrating the fact that I went to gym every week day for the past three weeks and I've finally lost a wee bit of weight. 3kg to be exact (thats 6.6lbs).
Oh yeah....I'm on my way to skinny awesomeness, Fuckers! Still a whack-load to go but I'm on the right road to meeting my hip bones again. Hold thumbs for me that my will power last long enough to get through Easter without overdosing on Cadbury's Creme Eggs or any other such-like glucose goodies.
Now go enjoy some shoe shopping for that brilliant pair of killer bed-heels
I finally found a store that stocks my beloved Iron Fist Heels and guess what? When I went in their today expecting to find nothing, they had NEW stock!
I was like a wee lassie in a candy store. I didn't know which ones to pick! The ones I REALLY wanted did not have my size and I was pretty bummed about that.
However, I decided on these two rockin' pairs. I could only afford one but My Boerewors said he'd buy the other pair. How special is he????!!!
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