Showing posts with label royal wedding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label royal wedding. Show all posts

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Royal Fawk You Friday and Bridal Shoegasm





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Boobies, Babies and a Blog hosts Fawk You Friday.  Go link up and bitch to your wee hearts content.

This week's Fuck You goes out to Kate Middleton.  Today she nicks Prince Willy away from anyone else...









Seeing as The Royal Wedding is happening today, I have kept the Shoegasm this week in the bridal theme.  Go and link up at Peace Love Appelsauce.




Wedding Heels Christian Louboutin

Jimmy Choo Wedding Heels

Cole Haan's new bridal line of Nike Air Heels.  I shit you not.

Dazzling Report Signature heels with elastic sling back

Gorgeous Georgina Goodman.  I love stripey soles!


Are you Ready for The Royal Wedding? This Plonker certainly is...

With his trusty sleeping bag, two carrier bags and a Union Flag hat, this is the first Royal Wedding fan to stake out a place in front of Westminster Abbey for the big day.


Dedicated John Loughrey, 56, slept out on the pavement last night as he began his week-long vigil to ensure a prime position.


He was dressed in a Kate and William T-shirt, emblazoned with the words 'Diana Would Be Proud' with the images of Kate and William tied round his waist and a Union flag hat.




Dedicated: Royal Wedding fan John Loughrey has already begun camping out to get a good spot for the big day


John Loughrey believes William and Kate will be together forever


The former assistant chef, from Wandsworth, south west London, a self-confessed "super fan" of the late Diana, Princess of Wales, said he planned to stay in his position until Saturday.


He said: "I have always been loyal to the Royal Family."


"I think they are good for Britain and good for tourism. We have had them for more than 1,000 years and they make a great contribution to the life of this country."


Mr Loughrey said he had attended every single hearing of the inquest into the death of Diana, camping for three days outside the Royal Courts of Justice in central London.


He became so well-known at the inquest - with 'Diana' and later 'Dodi' painted on his face - that he was even given a special mention by the coroner, Lord Justice Scott Baker.


Mr Loughrey, whose partner Marion died of skin cancer in 2003, also spent four days camped outside following the death of Diana in 1997.


He said he believed Miss Middleton and William would be together 'forever'.


'They have taken their time over marriage, unlike the Prince's late mother - she got married maybe far too young,' he said.


'The Prince has learned from his mother to take his time.'
Construction Workers set up a platform for camera next to the Abbey

Wedding Fever :  Union Jacks decorating London's Regent Street in a scene that could almost come from 1945 as the wedding approaches this week





Tuesday, April 19, 2011

"Will" There Be Another Royal Wedding?


Pity that Henry VIII isn't around to check out the sweet ass on that honey, Katie.  He would've known how to deal with her!
Yeah, there is still a lot of fuss about the up and coming Royal Wedding of Willie and Katie happening on 29 April at 11am.  It
should be a cracker!  Anyhoo, this has emerged on YouTube as the Royal Wedding Dance.  

I declare this Royal Dance open!  

Enjoy!







Kate Middleton is the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed!

Kate's labeled as an old "bag" already!










Monday, March 28, 2011

Willy and Kate Lie Back and Think of England

Oor Wully and Kate are cashing in on their up and coming Wedding by selling Official Royal Wedding Condoms

Yes, only 5 Quid for 3 Crown Jewel Shags!

(okay its not really Kate and Will marketing and selling the condoms  but seems everyone is jumping on the royal horse-driven coach with their own "Wedding of the Decade" crappy souvenirs)






 Yeah, this beautiful commemorative mug has poor Kate marrying wrong fucking brother, Doochebag!  Who in their right mind would go for the ginger brother when they could have Will?


Will Wales's Stag 2011 Tee

Expect to see these cute little bastards 
outside Buckin-Gnome Palace 

 
Royal Wedding Sick Bags

Coffee Mugs

Coaster
Life Size Cardboard Cut Outs (I shit you not)
and the boring yet ever-so English - Tea Towel
The Royal Fridge