A Shoegasm and Friday Fawk Yous

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Take my button, link up and share some of your favourite pair of Hooker Heels.

Miu Miu Sparkly Pumps $950



Pony Hair Pumps $120



Guess Cherry Red $99

Charles David Blue Suede $195

Nine West $89

Charles Davids $145

Its also Fawk You Friday! So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and let it all oot! Give these girls a whirl, they're Absa-fucking-Lootly brilliant.


• Fuck you to the Pneumonia replaps that whacked me this week.  Thats two weeks at home!  That's the longest time I've ever been at home for an illness (even the times I was in hospital for shit).  In conclusion, I HATE being ill, I hate feeling crap and I'm glad I'm on the mend.  Back to work on Monday and I'm actually glad!  Oh I know I'm such a fucking loser.

• Fuck you to the truck loads of snot that I have mopped up over the past two weeks.  I have gone through 354.7 tissues and my nose is red and cracked and my lips look like urban street maps - totally smoochless!

Have a BRILLIANT weekend, Plonkers.  Don't forget to enter my competition - Caption my Freaky Photo #11. and as promised here is a wee video montage from our Hot Air Ballooning experience.

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Day 25 - The 30 Day Blog Challenge

Topic - What's in your purse?

My purse is where I keep my money and my credit/debit cards but I'm sure this topic means my handbag because the Yanks call it a purse.

So here's whats in my handbag (I would've done another VLOG but I know no one would watch it)

• Make Up Bag
• iPod, earbuds and charger
• Letter to Santa from Megan (haven't posted it yet)
• Deoderant
• Lighter and Fags
• 2 memory sticks
• Hair brush
• Tissues
• A Car Freshener
• Bills
• Waterless Hand Cleanser
• Ultima Fat Away
• Three Pens
• Scrunchie and clips to tie up my hair
• Some dirty tissues
• Car Keys
• Purse 

But Who the Fuck gives a fucking rats arse about that, right? My grovelling apologies to bore you to fucking tears and very nearly slitting your wrists, here's a vid that brough me to tears in a different way!!!

 

I laughed so hard I nearly peed my knickers!

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