Holy Crap on a Cracker!

You guys know I love this shit! I scour the interwebz for shite that makes me go "What the Fuck?" and so I have to share it all with you Plonkers.  

Enjoy!

Horny Remover?

For the Telemarketer Fuckers

This one actually looks useful

The Kush Breast Separator

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Normal is just a cycle on a washing machine...

The Flatulence Deoderizer (I shit you not!)


The Fart Pad is a three-ply activated charcoal cloth pad, that is secured inside the underwear similar to a panty liner. It absorbs the intestinal gas odour right at the source before it gets into the air, and others can smell it.

The Hamster Shredder

This useless device doesn't actually shred your hamster (no, no that would just be plain cruel; see gerballing) but this is a paper shredder plonked directly on to of yer wee furry friend's cage to supposedly save you time and effort.  Or something?

The Johnny Toilet Bowl Light

Yes, ladies and gentleman, light up your ass while taking a dump!  Open the lid and the light goes on, lower it and it goes off.  Good for those bitches that have love the Battle of the Bathroom Sexes and have an issue with their partner leaving the toilet seat up. 

Available in green or red...

Liquid Ass

Barfume of paint-stripping quality. 
Prank your pals with this reeky winner!
Get revenge today on that arsehold at work. 
Liquid Ass in his general direction and he won't ask stupid questions again.

Toe Nail Clipper Extension

perfect for during pregnancy or just plain, lazy fat chicks

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I came across some more weird inventions

Yeah you all know I'm always scouring the Websphere for weird and wonderful inventions that make me frown and ultimately giggle.  Here's another few

Bikini Jeans from Sanna's in Japan

Japanese Lap Pillow

Boyfriend Arm Pillow

Boyfriend Arm Pillow for those lonely nights

DVD Sneakers

Towel Art

Now, piss off and enjoy the weekend.

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I Need To Get My Drink On

Found some ingenius inventions.....

Mandy! I need to get us one of the for our wine and our cockytails.

My Boerewors and I need one of these

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